And this is what I get for asking for critiques from strangers. ANR Factory has called Secret Cigarettes "Emotively Sludgy Lo-Fi." Which is a descriptive way of saying the reviewer didn't like it. Which is ok. I paid them to review it. They had to say something that didn't sound like they were tearing it apart but still got across that they thought it was deeply flawed and probably not worth their time. This is also ok.